Canadian Degrees

Canadian degrees are a money making machine! They are all about ripping immigrants off. When you come here, you know nothing, your experience means nothing, your degrees mean nothing and you are a non-entity here. And you are expected to kneel down and kiss the ground once you land here. You are expected to say HOW HAPPY you are to be here, you MUST show gratitude for entering this great country and you must admire the health care system here (oh yeah!!!) and you must absolutely have no opinion except for the one people want to hear.

Back to degrees. Certificate in Janitorial Services - will teach you how to become a professional cleaner. CLEANER!!! It is a paid program, a couple of thousand bucks to become a cleaner. I wonder how many Canadians are enrolled in the program. This was offered by Columbia College. Now it is called Healthcare Housekeeping Program.

Health Information Office Assistant - what a great certificate program to enroll into. As if any admin assistant couldn't do this job. You have to pay to be a Health Information office assistant.

Sterile Processing Technician - this is the funniest certificate course I heard about. My good friend when studied at school needed to write an assignment on 'my mom's job'. Her mom asked her friend to tell my friend about her job. She was a sterile processing technician at a clinic. All that woman did was to put medical instruments into a solution, wait for 5 min and put them away. What a job! What nurses do, I wonder...

Railway conductor. You have to pay thousands of $$ to learn how to say hello, how are you and can you show me your ticket.

The list is quite extensive, I will be adding more degrees later.

Wherever you go in Canada, you need to pay to prove your qualifications. I wonder if immigrants stopped coming here where all the money would come from and if these degrees would even exist. 

Peace Police

This is really funny this peace police thing. Why are people surprised when they see morals police in Saudi Arabia, called mutawwa and everyone thinks it is normal to have Peace Officers here.
No, however, I know exactly why they exist - to punish fare dodgers. Well, they target only immigrants because Canadians (non-immigrants) cannot be fare dodgers, no way!
I was on the train one day when two peace police officers entered the train. They checked if everyone had a ticket and there was a couple (a white couple) who had no tickets. What do you think the peace officer did? Instead of issuing a ticket, he said: Ok, no problem, make sure you have tickets next time.
The next day I was on the train. Accidentally, I left my monthly pass in the pocket of my other jacket. Shit happens, rite? According to Murphy's Law, the peace officers entered the train and while checking the tickets, I happened to have none. I was asked to leave the train at the nearest stop and follow the peace police. I was devastated and ashamed. I felt like a criminal walking out of the train. Well, the big dude with blue eyes stared at me and asked for my ID, I had only a health card. He asked me if I ever received a ticket before and I said NO, never. He said, Well, this is the time. You have to pay 150$. Boom! For what? I said I had a pass, I just left it and I offered to buy a ticket. No, he said, you have to pay the fine for not presenting a valid ticket when asked. Fine, I said, I will pay.
At the same time, another peace officer was chatting up a local girl who had no pass. Instead of writing her a ticket, he was chatting with her. I waited to see if she would get the ticket and she didn't .
I paid this stupid fine today. It is stated on the ticket that one should send it by registered mail. Holy cow! Extra 9$ to send a stupid letter within Calgary! So the fine is 159$ now. What a rip off!
Inevitably, I thought how different westerners get treated in other countries. They adjust very well in other cultures and then know they can act with impunity because local authorities, at least in my home country, will say we should respect guests (never mind they will shit on us) and no fine should be issued because we don't want to offend guests. Here, you pay double because you are a foreigner, an immigrant, that is WHERE the money comes from and you are treated like a criminal.
I remember one of my students was fined twice in one day for not having a ticket because she didn't speak English and didn't know where to buy a ticket. But issuing a fine twice is illegal here. Eventually, someone explained to her in Spanish where and how to get a ticket but she still had to pay a fine on her first day in Calgary.